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Liberation

rnutualfollow:

seeing couples make out in the hallway

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nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

tips on kissing boys

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

"Kinda pointless to fight for what you want when what you want continues to break your heart."

 Molly McAdams, Stealing Harper  (via c-oquetry)

(Source: simply-quotes.net)

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit)

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture